I shed a lot. I'm often surprised that I am not bald, especially with the amount of hair that I lose when I wash it ( Read more... )

[insert lame noise maker sound ( Read more... )

tbh, I really don't like Halloween

There's a dog that lives down the street from me. I don't really know dog breeds, but I think he's a boxer of some sort or a boxer mix... And I'm sure that's not really important to this. Anyway, whenever I walk by and he's out in the front yard, I look at him and think, "Dog, I want to be your pal ( Read more... )

Walked down the street to a local hairdresser/spa type place. Said, I'd like my hair cut, please ( Read more... )

the store had chocolate bars on sale. so, I bought a couple.

and as I was paying for them.

the guy said, "okay, two energy bars..."

and I laughed.

because I am easily amused.

my hands are so dry. stupid winter!

other than moisturizer does anyone have any tips on how to not have dry skin?

[at work ( Read more... )

I pee a lot. A lot a lot ( Read more... )

I wish I knew where a shadowy government agency was. I could go there and say, 'Hey, I'd like a job.' And they'd be all, 'Got any skills?' and I'd be, 'Uh, yeah. I'm invisible.' and they'd be, 'Ace! You're hired.'

and then. I guess, I'd go spy on people? I'm not really sure how they work.